Funny asian literal quotes and vegetable weapons advertisement

Funny pepsi philippines commercial were it is an action movie scene and people are using vegetable weapons and playing out litteral meanings of quotes and sayings.

The translation about the water spinach is a hard one. You really cannot translate it to english fully but a better translation is: "you will be picked up at the water spinach field" but because it is a cliche or a saying that is often hear from philippine action movies, the right translation is: "you will be in a water spinach field after this"

Water spinach are vegetables grows by floating in a river just like a water lily. This connotation was derived because people who are assassinated on the streets were literally thrown in a water spinach field because even if the body floats, the thick water spinach field will hide it.